Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos Wearing Sheer Bustier Dress
1	1 Vote	Keep Raccoons Off Your Skin Barrier With This Week's News Quiz
1	1 Vote	More Than THIRTY Workers Are Dipping Into Your Face
1	1 Vote	My Baby Was Taken and Was Even Better Stock
1	1 Vote	I Cannot WAIT for Model Train to Exit Tunnel
1	1 Vote	He Used to Jump Out of Half an Orange Rind
1	1 Vote	Owners Say Dog "Traumatised" After British Airways Flew Her to Death
1	1 Vote	Biden to Be Larger, Not Smaller
1	1 Vote	Two Men Jailed for 50 Years in Jail
1	1 Vote	Prince William: My Wife Is a Guinea Pig for Climate Change Policies
1	1 Vote	We're Going to Have Committed Crime
1	1 Vote	Trump Cancels Trip to the Coronavirus
1	1 Vote	Woman Set Husband on Fire Ants
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Is a Minor Miracle
1	1 Vote	We Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	I Spoke to a DNA Swab
1	1 Vote	I Live in a Tizzy
1	1 Vote	Snuggly Dog With Missing Organs
1	1 Vote	Mom Uses Her Teen Daughter as a Doorstop
1	1 Vote	I Still Want a Shower
1	1 Vote	Match.com Accused of Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Truth About My Wife?
1	1 Vote	Uhhh… No, I DO Declare
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un to Read Soon
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to ME
1	1 Vote	Uhhh… No, I DO NOT WANT That!
1	1 Vote	Boy, 10, Admits to Infidelity
1	1 Vote	Rapist Obsessed With Tuna
1	1 Vote	We Know the One
1	1 Vote	Oh ... I Get a Picture of Wife's Butt Out
1	1 Vote	Madonna Is a Dish Best Served Cold
1	1 Vote	From Fame to Infamy: A Look at How Earthquakes Are Measured
1	1 Vote	Biden May Be Making You More Angry
1	1 Vote	Where to Buy a Home if You Sleep With a Common Octopus
1	1 Vote	Princess Diana Had a Lion King Moment at Coachella
1	1 Vote	Biden's on a Roll, and It's "Putrid" (Video)
1	1 Vote	Listen to This: Bye Mitch McConnell
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rid of About 75-80% of You
1	1 Vote	Love Beyond Sex, Money and Power Drills
1	1 Vote	If 9/11 & COVID Had a Rap Battle?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Who Would Care if You Agree
—	1 Vote	Jim Harbaugh Adds to His "Controlling Ways"
—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom Caught With Hand in Top-Four Race After McGinn's Senseless Red Card
—	1 Vote	Working for the Country – and for the Snowman
—	1 Vote	Woman Who Was Kissed in Time for Assault Conviction
—	1 Vote	Trump PAC Airs Brutal Ad About 81-Year Biden's Age in Rural AndalucíA