Headline Smasher | Hot Smashes

2	2 Vote	Think About Mom. And Her Husband
2	2 Vote	Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs
2	2 Vote	Watch the Wonderful World of Japanese Husband Salaries
2	2 Vote	My Taxes Are Documented. I Am in Love Unless Her Vagina Feels Sparks
2	2 Vote	Amanda Bynes Accused of Ogling Her Body
2	2 Vote	Nintendo's First Quarter Results: $13.06 Billion Net Profit
2	2 Vote	Japan's Pastry Beds Are a Hack
2	2 Vote	Mario Batali Loves His Orange Crocs So Much He Scares Other Dogs
2	2 Vote	Obscure and Awesome Japanese Video Games Future Is Filled With... Bollywood Dancing?
2	2 Vote	More Marijuana Arrests in Us Than Apprehensions for Violence in 2011: A National Holiday?
2	2 Vote	Would You Put Ecstasy in Your Dishes?
2	2 Vote	R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Soliciting Sex and Being Monogamish
2	2 Vote	Why Education Companies Do Not Ask Me Anything
2	2 Vote	Where There's Smoke ... There's a Macross Cockpit
2	2 Vote	Thank Goodness, Robocop's New Armor Really Does Save the Vita So Much, Maybe You Were Talking Sh*T
2	2 Vote	Teen Threatens to Leak Out
2	2 Vote	Ubisoft to Apply a Realistic Goal
2	2 Vote	Life of a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
2	2 Vote	Glenn Danzig Tells Crowd to Kitty Pryde: Suck Danny Brown's Dick; Danny Brown: Nothing
2	2 Vote	Retro Studios Designing Tracks for Mario Kart Wii for $99.99
2	2 Vote	Disney Unveils Its First Game Is BioShock Infinite
2	2 Vote	5 Black Crime Myths: Which Ones Are Not Real Pokémon Trainers?
2	2 Vote	TMZ Live Charlie Sheen Pumpkin Patch ... Has VALET PARKING!!!
2	2 Vote	Sony Overhauling Home, More Interested in Exploring the Many Cinematic Possibilites of "Asteroids"
2	2 Vote	David Jaffe Returns to Kill the Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
2	2 Vote	Bakery Refuses to Mention Undead or Zombies
2	2 Vote	This Kid Just Called the CEO of Microsoft in the Best Hangover Cure. Um, DUH
2	2 Vote	How to Become a Golf Pro With CSS
2	2 Vote	How to Stream Giant Bomb on Halo 4's New Episodic Multiplayer Mode
2	2 Vote	Mumps Outbreak Likely Tied to Voter Fraud
2	2 Vote	SNL Star Re-Enacts the 90s Way More Betterer With Oil and Gas Subsidies
2	2 Vote	Bernadette Peters Continues to Mull Military Options
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Speaks! Turns Out, Shake Weights Are Pretty Offended by Barack Obama's Second Inauguration
2	2 Vote	Kim Swift Introduces the Vagina Raspberry You're Welcome, Brooklyn Decker
2	2 Vote	Toni Braxton I Lost Dylan's Hair in Divorce Oh, and He's 13
2	2 Vote	Hey, Fattie App Has Removed All Its Porn
2	2 Vote	David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of My Movies SUCK!
2	2 Vote	That's So Raven Star Sentenced in DUI Case
2	2 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Says Overacting Is Like a Girl
2	2 Vote	Giant Bomb's 2011 Game of Thrones Cast Was Gender-Swapped...