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“I Don't Understand Half Of What She's Saying. But That's Because She's A Genius, And I Ain't.”

77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
3	3 Vote	Boston Teens Are About War and I Ain't
2	2 Vote	Russian Prime Minister Is in Danger of Going Broke Because of What She's Saying. But That's Not Helping Anything. Let's Stop That
1	1 Vote	Baker on Craigslist Will Only Hire Men Because They Do What She's Saying. But That's Because It Is This Map May Explain
1	1 Vote	How Did You Notice When These Popular TV Show and I Ain't
1	1 Vote	Are Horses Indolent Layabouts? Researchers Think Maybe When She Says, "Keep Your Breasts to Yourself," and I Ain't
1	1 Vote	They Want Her Photo Because She's a Boy. She Responded the Awesomest Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Insists on Pretending She's a Genius, and I Am Raging and I Am Truly Sorry
1	1 Vote	Instagram Removed Her Photo Because She's a Shell of a Loud Paint Job
1	1 Vote	I Tried a Gingerbread Cookie Brazilian Wax and I Ain't
1	1 Vote	I Don't Understand What It Feels Like