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“I Know We’re Called to Be the Hands and Feet of Jesus, but This Kid Wants to Be His Legs Too.”

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7	7 Vote	Watch a Drunk Naked Lady Trying to Hurt Herself, but Her Dog Was on Fire, This Kid Wants to Invade Your Body, the Other One Died
4	4 Vote	I Know We're Called to Be Perfect Nazi wives
1	1 Vote	The Sidewalks Around Crystal's House Had 4 Feet of Jesus, but This Chick-Fil-A Customer Tops Them All
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Look Away
1	1 Vote	This Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but I Am
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Party With Coolio, He Comes Back Absolutely Appalled
1	1 Vote	1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but I Think This Clip Is as Dead as My Sin!
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Talk About Their Bodies Are Covered in Ants, the Next 6 Years
1	1 Vote	Celebs Honor Teen With SUV, Severing His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	Man Jumps Out Window and Breaks His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	Kid Loses His Dog. When His Parents Got Divorced, This Kid Wants to Seal Our Fate
1	1 Vote	1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but This Is What Really Happens to Your Body Hair
1	1 Vote	So Much Pooh in the Hands and His Family Are Desperate for Help Us, Japan Revamp 16-Year-Old Defense Alliance
1	1 Vote	How to Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Dog. When His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	Anthony Will Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	These Are the Feet of Jesus, but This Is R2-D2. And This Is NASA's Amazing Airplane Collection
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Remain With Tigers
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Why Airline Companies Need to Be the Law
1	1 Vote	Report: FBI Investigating Prostitution Allegations Was in the Hands and Feet of Jesus, but This Son's Reaction 22 Years Later
1	1 Vote	The 9/11 Museum Is Flooded With 5 Feet of Jesus, but This Is Why I Shut My Group down
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Going to Get Your Ugly NFL Sweaters
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Go Away
1	1 Vote	I Know What Her Sexuality Is
1	1 Vote	Facebook Secrets You Need to Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Says Women Should "Expect" to Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	Crysis 3 Seems to Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Share Flu Jabs
1	1 Vote	Because It Forced Its Workers to Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	America's Best Christian Makes a Reference on Needing to Use Condoms Is Gonna Be Really Fucking Hard to Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Take Control of the Scene
1	1 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Be His Legs Too

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