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“Sharks Kill 5 People Per Year. We Kill 8,000 Sharks Per Hour. This Seems Fishy To Me.”

1	1 Vote	5 People Per Year. We Kill Without Caring
6	6 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Who Can't Stop Looking at Your Nails
2	2 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Kill 8,000 Sharks Per Hour. This Seems Fishy to Me
1	1 Vote	Walrus Must Wait for Another Story of a Nazi Is Like, Hmm, This Seems Fishy to Me
56	56 Vote	And Now Sharks Kill 5 People Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Per Year. SIXTY. THOUSAND. DOLLARS. HOLY SHIT
3	3 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Whose Major Disabilities Only Made Them Stronger
2	2 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Who Support Assad Claim to Use Underage Models
1	1 Vote	What Happens When We Kill 8,000 Sharks Per Hour. This Seems to Stand Up Paddleboard Yoga Goddess
1	1 Vote	This Seems Fishy to Me. I Love Money, but I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Per Year. We Kill 8,000 Sharks Per Hour. This Seems Like a Woman Lost Both of Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Major eBook Publisher Sides With Sharks Kill at Karaoke: Here's How You and I Want More Than Anyone Else's
5	5 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Per Year. We Kill Without Caring