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“American Kids Are Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer”

5	5 Vote	She's Got a TON of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
4	4 Vote	American Kids Are Going Extinct
2	2 Vote	American Kids Are Partially Insane Cyclists
2	2 Vote	A Little Girl Totally Denies Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
2	2 Vote	College Kids Are Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer
2	2 Vote	Arrow Will Make You Feel Like a Ton of Bricks
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1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Kids Are Eating a Ton of Sense
1	1 Vote	American Kids Are Eating a Ton of New Pope Francis
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1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes a Ton of Bricks
1	1 Vote	Canada Makes a Ton of Sense
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