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“America Is #1 In A Lot Of Things. This Shouldn’t Be One Of Them.”

9	9 Vote	The Man Who Died Tragically in a Lot of Yarn
5	5 Vote	America Is F*cking AWESOME Underwater
4	4 Vote	America Is #1 in a "Bitch"
1	1 Vote	America Is #1 at Drinking Beer. What About USA?
1	1 Vote	Death in America Is It So Upsetting?
1	1 Vote	They're Doing a Lot of Things. This Shouldn't Be
1	1 Vote	Captain America Is #1 in a Zombie Ship From the Missing Malaysia Airlines
1	1 Vote	Santa Claus Shouldn't Be One of the Tea Party Albatross
1	1 Vote	America Is Being Asked Dumb Babyweight Questions, Natch
1	1 Vote	6 New Sports for White America Is #1 at Drinking Beer. What About White History Month?
1	1 Vote	S.H.I.E.L.D. Promos Spread Around a Lot of Things. This Shouldn't Be the Fifth Wave, Heading to the Bhutto Assassination Plottings
1	1 Vote	America Is Damaging Our Future Space Armadas