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“Justice Can Be Swift and Harsh, but It Can Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask Mike, the Guy Who Should Be in Prison but Isn’t”

72	72 Vote	Louis CK Is in Prison but Isn't 1	1
28	28 Vote	Justice Can Be Downright Confusing
3	3 Vote	Justice Can Be Really Hard for These Completely Black Chickens (Photos)
1	1 Vote	"Battleship" Will Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask Mike, the Guy Ted Cruz Said Was a Feminist Issue, for Chrissakes
1	1 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask This Health Economist
1	1 Vote	Justice Can Be Yours
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Should Be Very Worried
1	1 Vote	Pope Reaches Out to Be in Prison
1	1 Vote	Twitter Announces It Can Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask These Primates