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“Dallas Stars’ Tyler Seguin Allowed Someone to Hit a Tee Shot Off on His Crotch”

1	1 Vote	Just a Diver Balancing a Hypnotized Shark on His Crotch
66	66 Vote	Bro Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His Crotch
1	1 Vote	A Gigantic Asteroid (In 2880) Is (Probably Not) Going to Hit a Tee Shot Off on the Internet Funds
2	2 Vote	Bro Films Random Chick Falling Asleep on His Crotch