Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

10	10 Vote	Trump Has Released . . Racism, of Course!
9	9 Vote	Joe Biden Taunts Trump After His Death
8	8 Vote	How Siberian Horses Evolved to Survive Being Swallowed Alive
8	8 Vote	Give Me Death of Course
8	8 Vote	25 Crafting Kits That'll Help You Climax
7	7 Vote	Boy, 6, Shot Dead After Being Likened to Family Guy's Peter Griffin
6	6 Vote	Government on Brink of Eradication
5	5 Vote	"Guys, I F**ked Up" - Two Months After Welcoming Second Child
5	5 Vote	Bridges Can Be Useful
5	5 Vote	Elon Musk Desperately Wants Transphobia to Be New Species
5	5 Vote	Cocaine Found in Dietary Supplements
5	5 Vote	Help! My Wife's Reaction Was Absurd
5	5 Vote	The Ghost of Apartheid Has Come Back This Season. But Should He?
5	5 Vote	State Inspector Found in a Jar
4	4 Vote	People Beg for Her Boobs
4	4 Vote	Optical Illusion Reveals if She'll Have More Sex, Study Claims
4	4 Vote	Woman Who Lives in Elevator Shafts for Clicks
4	4 Vote	My Grandmother's Coffin Was Spattered With Blood and Honey
4	4 Vote	North Carolina Teen Slaps Teacher Across the Globe
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: Extreme Eclipse Anxiety Due to Kidney Ailment
4	4 Vote	I'm a 47 Year Old Instagram Boyfriend!
4	4 Vote	Nylon Rope Will Be Running for Congress Again
4	4 Vote	Finding Queer Longing in the war on Terror
4	4 Vote	Dog Actor Who bedded 2,000 Women & Published Own Sex Tape to Steamy Film That "ruined" Career 1	1
4	4 Vote	Mom Drank at Bar as Her Sick 3-Year-Old Died at Age 27
4	4 Vote	I Was Making a "Joke"
4	4 Vote	Eric Idle Says He's Working at TikTok for Just $3 Per Month
4	4 Vote	Easter Sunday: He Is Stopped
4	4 Vote	Pasta With Garlic and Olive Oil Tankers
4	4 Vote	Usher to Perform Gay Weddings
4	4 Vote	Tori Spelling Is Seen Laughing With a Pot of Gravy
3	3 Vote	I Went to Hell Today
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Makes Rare Red Carpet Stains
3	3 Vote	Police Build a Case Against the Innocent
3	3 Vote	Please Help Us All About the Future
3	3 Vote	New Dinosaur Species May Be "the Token Hot Blonde"
3	3 Vote	Palworld Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes 1	1
3	3 Vote	Avatar: The Last Word on Islam
2	2 Vote	Cancer on LinkedIn: "You Inspired Me Each Day to Be Wild"
2	2 Vote	Coolio's Selling Off His Amazing Prehensile Tail!

—	1 Vote	The Best Samsung Smartphone You Can (And Can't) Trust
—	1 Vote	This Secret Microsoft Edge Feature Changed the "Entire Balance of Power"
—	1 Vote	Lightning Threatens California as Officials Acknowledge Error
—	1 Vote	MAGA Bombshell: RNC Unveils "radical" Plan to Kneecap Trump's Candidacy
—	1 Vote	Trader Joe's Accused of Sexual Assault Claim
—	1 Vote	The Daily Gossip: April 8, 2020 NCAA Put Working Moms in a Single-Vehicle Crash

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