"My god do I hate my birthday. Every year I am reminded that I am one year closer to my death and I keep getting crap that I don't want. Not to mention, I keep getting calls from my former boss at the CIA wishing me a happy birthday. Seriously, just SHUT UP!"
The A.V. Club
Infowars
"My god do I hate my birthday. Every year I am reminded that I am one year closer to my death and I keep getting crap that I don't want. Not to mention, I keep getting calls from my former boss at the CIA wishing me a happy birthday. Seriously, just SHUT UP!"