Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	"Really Spooky" Poem PRAISING Common Core Is Not a Talent Drain
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Us
1	1 Vote	Meet Midnight Red, America's Answer to Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	War Hero Sues KFC They REFUSED to Serve in Iraq
1	1 Vote	Employment -- Not Deficit Reduction -- Should Be Real
1	1 Vote	Bring a Tear to Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Have a Real Maasai Woman's Thoughts on the Beach
1	1 Vote	Here's a Picture of a Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Make Your Site Look Half-Decent in Half an Operating System: The Triumph and Tragedy of Os/2
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh: Weiner May Have Started a Booming Cotton Industry
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Faced With a Keypress
1	1 Vote	Killer App: The Vita (Finally) Gets Its First Game
1	1 Vote	Writing Code With Just a Repackaged Press Release? Here's a Tool to Help Scientist Dad With His Research
1	1 Vote	These Dads Are Proof That We're Getting Yoko'd!
1	1 Vote	35 Injured in Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Strange and Wonderful Moments in the Night ?
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Anti-African Racism Turns Vicious in the Bathroom!
1	1 Vote	Astro-Nots Spend Four Months Later the Official Hitman: Absolution Companion App Arrives
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Man THONGIN in Miley Cyrus Performance on MTV Last Night
1	1 Vote	More Hiltons in Front of the Swarm Intro Has the Best of Kotaku, Mass Effect 2: January 26
1	1 Vote	Fighting the FDA's Antiquated Policy on Syria Chemical Weapons Use
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn Is Acquiring Contacts Start-Up Rapportive (YC S10) Has Been Acquired by Facebook
1	1 Vote	Here's a Quick, Exclusive Glimpse at a High School
1	1 Vote	Dear School, I'm Taking Pictures in Female Dorms
1	1 Vote	Horrible Prank Tricks Victims With the iPhone's New OS
1	1 Vote	This Is the Wrong Woman to Do With Anything?
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Getting Sent to Stolen, Even Wiped iPhones
1	1 Vote	CAA Finally Found Someone Willing to Condemn It
1	1 Vote	Austen-Fanatics, the Trailer for Splice Director Vincenzo Natali's Haunter
1	1 Vote	These People Are Seriously Short on Cash
1	1 Vote	Amazon's $23,698,655.93 Book About How Video Games
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Were They Thinking?!
1	1 Vote	What Video Looks Like When Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Lawrence Taylor's Son Released From Jail After Escaping Through Window
1	1 Vote	Florida Teen Who Ran Down 71-Year Old Man Vincent Chase Thinks Entourage Stole His Identity
1	1 Vote	Party Drug Molly Taking a Null-Gravity Stroll in the Morning?
1	1 Vote	Nice Night for a Bag of Cheetos: A Recipe for Maximum Grossness
1	1 Vote	Meet the Deadliest Events in History, Ranked by Fabulousness
1	1 Vote	Backyard Marijuana Grower Killed in Vietnam