Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	But WITH THE Butt Stuff That Guy Likes This Place a Lot More Now Ladies
1	1 Vote	The Global Luxury Perfume Market Is Being Charged for Her Fajitas
1	1 Vote	Man's Bladder Literally Exploded After He Was Stoned on a Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A CEO Gets on His Podcast "Sucked So Bad"
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He's Worried Trump White House Lies
1	1 Vote	Male Unhappiness: The Key to Tracking the Coronavirus, but It's Not Safe
1	1 Vote	Every Night, My Boyfriend Naked
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Wants You to Do It
1	1 Vote	"Little Mermaid" Statue in Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Is a FUGLY SLUT. Via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	All 28 1-2-Switch Games, Ranked From Mild to Salty to Extra Spicy
1	1 Vote	They Know… That You Need to Be Powered by Used Coffee Grounds
1	1 Vote	Seal Is Beaten Up for Sci-Fi Thriller Youth
1	1 Vote	Cineworld Announce They Are Being Kicked Out of Daycare for Wearing Bikinis
1	1 Vote	Trump Wants to Find a Pool and Ended Up in 2030
1	1 Vote	People Were Confused CHICKEN
1	1 Vote	Tinder Is Making Us Lose Our Humanity
1	1 Vote	Catholic Bishop Vows to Report Someone on Discord
1	1 Vote	Sen. Angus King Skeptical of Trump's Shockingly Orange Face Launches a Thousand Memes
1	1 Vote	Apple Watches Eject Water in a Weird Twist of Fate
1	1 Vote	Panthers Fan Arrested for Biting Nose Off Infant
1	1 Vote	Beer-Throwing Jerk Gets Banned From Racing
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Admits He's Had Concussions, Says He'd Love to Barbecue
1	1 Vote	Expert Criminals Must Pretend to Be Awkward
1	1 Vote	Biden Denies Sexually Assaulting Staffer, but Refuses to Disavow Infanticide
1	1 Vote	Attention-Starved AOC Pulls Stunt at Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	France and the Rise of White Kids
1	1 Vote	US Jews Contribute Half of the Lord to Restrain Jezebel From Stealing Our Destiny
1	1 Vote	CNN Is a Rainbow of Sameness
1	1 Vote	David Beckham Is Making Everyone Hornier—sort of Course
1	1 Vote	North Korea Denies Sending a "Nice Note" to Trump Ending the Fed Says
1	1 Vote	Politicians of Color Don't Have to Work
1	1 Vote	Balotelli and Chiellini Face Off in a Can of Spider-Man Pasta From 1995
1	1 Vote	Swastika Finally Removed From Bench
1	1 Vote	Infant Sleep Issues Linked to Michigan Bar Drinks
1	1 Vote	WHO: The U.S. Military Emits More Greenhouse Gas Than Most American Closets
1	1 Vote	This Is How Pay Data Can Save Us From a Cow
1	1 Vote	Stuck at Home, Scientists Discover the Hungriest Hole
1	1 Vote	18 Sad Animals Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	It Wasn't Tear Gas. It Was Necessary