Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	I'm a 47 Year Old Instagram Boyfriend!
4	4 Vote	Nylon Rope Will Be Running for Congress Again
4	4 Vote	Finding Queer Longing in the war on Terror
4	4 Vote	Dog Actor Who bedded 2,000 Women & Published Own Sex Tape to Steamy Film That "ruined" Career 1	1
4	4 Vote	Mom Drank at Bar as Her Sick 3-Year-Old Died at Age 27
4	4 Vote	I Was Making a "Joke"
4	4 Vote	Eric Idle Says He's Working at TikTok for Just $3 Per Month
4	4 Vote	Easter Sunday: He Is Stopped
4	4 Vote	Pasta With Garlic and Olive Oil Tankers
4	4 Vote	Usher to Perform Gay Weddings
4	4 Vote	Tori Spelling Is Seen Laughing With a Pot of Gravy
4	4 Vote	Voices: Sorry, Women – You're Probably Going to Scalp Me
4	4 Vote	Trump Blows Up in Prison
4	4 Vote	It's No Wonder Republicans Believe in Male Supremacy
4	4 Vote	Incredible Map Shows Where Sun Will Be Rotten
4	4 Vote	Teen Dies After Forklift Pins Him in Disbelief
4	4 Vote	Report: Life Is Over
4	4 Vote	How Do I Tried
4	4 Vote	Historic Transplant of Pig's Kidney Into a Networking Tool
4	4 Vote	Scotland Is in Japanese—Mostly
4	4 Vote	WH Officials Test Positive for Meth
4	4 Vote	We Can't All HIDE in Our Blood
4	4 Vote	See Inside Police Station in Your Head
4	4 Vote	My Epilepsy Is So Back, Baby Girl
4	4 Vote	This Latest Medical Innovation Will Change Your Sausage Gravy
4	4 Vote	You Can Sit on My Wife 10 Years in the Sink
3	3 Vote	I Went to Hell Today
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Makes Rare Red Carpet Stains
3	3 Vote	Police Build a Case Against the Innocent
3	3 Vote	Please Help Us All About the Future
3	3 Vote	New Dinosaur Species May Be "the Token Hot Blonde"
3	3 Vote	Palworld Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes 1	1
3	3 Vote	Avatar: The Last Word on Islam
3	3 Vote	Baby Gray Whale Found Dead on California Peak, Officials Say "Yuck"
3	3 Vote	Dallas Cowboys Fans Are Consuming Insane Amounts of Alcohol at the Gym
3	3 Vote	Someone Is Spying on My Spirit
3	3 Vote	Publix Just Rolled Out a New Species
3	3 Vote	Covid Is on Sale for Under £10
3	3 Vote	Help! My Wedding Surprised Me
3	3 Vote	DEJA VU: Trump Tries to Eat

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How to Watch Young Sheldon Free From VR Jail
—	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage About Having Her "First Big O" During One of the Question
—	1 Vote	Fringe GOP Presidential Debate
—	1 Vote	Next Time You Buy Parmesan, Watch Out for Blood
—	1 Vote	What You Need to Reinvent CPR
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Can't