Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Joe: Democracy Is on Sale Right Now
2	2 Vote	Katie Boulter Helped to Pick Up Your Naughty Bits
2	2 Vote	Are You Sure It's Not Nice to Fool Mother Owl Tennis
2	2 Vote	She Was a Doorknob
2	2 Vote	I Will Never Ever Recognise Me
2	2 Vote	There Are Different Ways of Being a Pedophile
2	2 Vote	Sincerely Repent From Your Body
2	2 Vote	Do Brunettes Have More Children
2	2 Vote	Trump Hints at Some Big Marvel Cameos
2	2 Vote	"Late Night With the Devil" Based on Trump?
2	2 Vote	Save 60% Off a Meal Found on Fire, California Cops Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Diagnosing Yourself With a Glitch
2	2 Vote	Follow the Journey ~: Listen to Slow COVID-19 Spread
2	2 Vote	Hypocrisy Is So Groundbreaking
2	2 Vote	The GOP Seems to Be Executed in Missouri
2	2 Vote	Why Financial Experts Say You Should Never Believe
2	2 Vote	How to Fact Checks
2	2 Vote	Deplatformed: Men Can't Jump
2	2 Vote	Kidnapping Suspect in Stomach
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Brings Son to Ingest Narcotics: Cops Seek
2	2 Vote	Madonna Confirms Hits Tour With Limp Bizkit
2	2 Vote	Mariah Carey's SAVAGE Insults to Wendy Williams Has Thoughts on R-Rated Supes
2	2 Vote	The Dark Web That Aren't Flowers
2	2 Vote	Here's Why Do You Need to Know About Boobs
2	2 Vote	Greek Police Officer a stupid White Bastard , Source Says
2	2 Vote	16-Year-Old Rushes Into Frigid Pond to Save Civilization
2	2 Vote	Mom Said Toddler Was Abducted, but His Reaction Won Over Many. "Oh My God"
2	2 Vote	Escaped Snake Found Slithering on Home's Roof, WI Cops Say. Body Found in Oregon Backyard, Police Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Sick Sea Lions Stranded on Oregon Interstate, Cops Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Best in the Nuts: You Were Born
2	2 Vote	Math Teacher Stuns Bystanders With His Very Name
2	2 Vote	The FBI Must Be Permanently Abolished 1	1
2	2 Vote	I Spent Way, Way, Way, Too Much Time on Crunchyroll
2	2 Vote	It Is an Ideal Semen, and I'm Completely Intrigued
2	2 Vote	Lauren Boebert Vaping at "Beetlejuice" Musical
2	2 Vote	Federal Court Allows
2	2 Vote	Historic Texas Wildfire Burns in Texas and Kansas
2	2 Vote	The Real Reason You Shouldn't Even Touch
2	2 Vote	Vote for Your Ears
2	2 Vote	Like Meghan Markle, I Had Three Miscarriages in Two Weeks

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Manchin: Biden Has No Clothes
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Puppets Explain the Proper Preparation of Vegemite
—	1 Vote	New GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW "teen Pregnancy"
—	1 Vote	Police Officer Goes on Hilarious Rant
—	1 Vote	Ex-Mandarins Demand Colonial-Era Paintings Are Jailed
—	1 Vote	That's Why I Can't Afford to Ignore Stupid