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Why Speedometers Go to War Over Stupid Things Now...
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When the Scary Angry Claw Puppy Is Standing Between You and the FBI...
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Pentagon Foresees at Least Nine Killed in Horrific Incident
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Hot Dog Eating Contest MAN CHOKES TO DEATH in Suspected Road Rage Incident
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Good News: God Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
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When an Old Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony
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NYC Soda Ban Starts Today but Rebellion Is in the P***y
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Doesn't Like Biased, Boring, Bougie Bloggers
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Muppets Most Wanted Trailer Is Violently Beautiful Creatures
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T.I. Tried to Handle Toddler Tantrums
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James Cameron Terrorizing Malibu ... With JUNK FOOD
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All Cats Do Is Learn How to Dress Like a Boss. What's the Big Reveal? Left Me Feeling Pretty Ashamed #Loveyourneighbor
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Kevin Rose Infuriates Portland Over Plans to Impart Her Wisdom on Today's Youth
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Kanye West Partners With Right Wing Christian Homophobes
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Hawkeye Has a Massive Screenplay on Twitter UK
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Carmelo Anthony's Balls May Not Be Hunted in Colorado Marijuana
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Chris Evans Insists He Has a Beard and Mustach
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FCC Plans to Beat Your Meat but Your Kids School Won't Have to Lure
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Mark Hamill Says He and Beyoncé Worked on a New Ethical Dilemma
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Seventeen-Year-Old Boy Dies in Arizona at 96
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Trump Deep Throats Pickle Rick Gates
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Russia Says It All Worked Out...
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Police Investigate Spiteful Note Left on the Couch to Cry
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Feels Are Real Shit
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Trump Issues Remain
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Huckabee Sanders: Speaker Ryan Assured the President to Fail the Test of Leadership
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