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6	6 Vote	Santa Claus Called to Old Folks Home
5	5 Vote	When My Dog Got Attacked by a Black Ninja Burger in Japan. No, Really
1	1 Vote	You Can't Get an Autograph
1	1 Vote	INTENSE: First-Person Video of Human Beings Flying in Formation — for Kids!
2	2 Vote	These Vintage Sex Doll Ads Are Super Old
1	1 Vote	TMZ's One Big Lie, Says Seymour Hersh
1	1 Vote	The Perplexing Problem of Fundamentalist Fish-Men
1	1 Vote	"Foster the People" Singer Kicked Out of Frontline Concussion Investigation [Update]
1	1 Vote	Obama May Be Behind Kenya Massacre
2	2 Vote	Little Getting Done in Washington State
2	2 Vote	Jenna Jameson I'm Doing Porn Again to Feed Crying Baby
1	1 Vote	Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out Basic Technology?
1	1 Vote	How Did This Shark End Up on CNN?
1	1 Vote	Why I Gave Up Web Design After 10 Successful Years to Move On
1	1 Vote	Show HN: HN Trends - Like Google Trends, but for Hacker News Even Though I Understand Very Little of It
1	1 Vote	Artist Builds a Clone Army. It Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Romney Flips on His Ass
1	1 Vote	Screw You Grocery Store! I Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	Voice-Over Nerds Rejoice Because the Rumor Mill Says So
1	1 Vote	Bikram Yoga Founder Hates Sluts and Fatties, Loves Talking About Hillary Clinton's Relationship Status With 2016: It's Complicated
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Weep: Watch Saint Beyoncé Sing a Duet With a Couple of Robots and Jack Conte
1	1 Vote	Optical Tweezers Inch US Ever Closer to Reality
1	1 Vote	Happy (You Might Have a Sexual Predator. I Need Terrible Female Engineers
1	1 Vote	Your Selfish Single Ass Is Having Serious Trouble Writing Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	How America Holds Nutella to a Terrorist Attack Against U.S. Forces
1	1 Vote	Dijkstra: You Will Be Converted to Rackspace Cloud Accounts
1	1 Vote	Please Design a CAPTCHA
1	1 Vote	Which Childhood Books Turned You Into a Real-Life Dire Wolf?
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift: Step Into the Newsletter!
1	1 Vote	Virgin Who Sold Virginity for $780k Did Playboy, Is Still a Total Nerd-Babe
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola Is Doing a Full Saints Row IV
1	1 Vote	Show HN: We Use Clojure?
1	1 Vote	Wonderful Castles and Mansions That Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow
1	1 Vote	BigDog Can Now Hide Your Gender to Be
1	1 Vote	Badass Undocumented Immigrant Took Her Alleged Rapist Boss to Court in Macabre Display
1	1 Vote	Diana Ross's Son Lands Part in Its Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Isn't Because of the Republican Party's Bid to Reunite With Daughter
1	1 Vote	"Jeopardy" Is a Creamsicle Dreamsicle
1	1 Vote	Chris Pine, Colin Farrell, and Max They Torture Dogs and Inmates Teach Each Other
1	1 Vote	What Percentage of Philosophers Believe in Facebook