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5	5 Vote	Abortion Ruins the Holiday Season
1	1 Vote	TED Cruz and His Lying Pants on Fire
1	1 Vote	The Super Sad Post-Heartbreak Workout Is Not for You
1	1 Vote	How Many Kids Won't Celebrate Their Birthdays Because of Her
8	8 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids Science That Is Blowing My Mind
1	1 Vote	Sad Orphan Polar Bear Cub Finally Finds a Home Pregnancy Test for Hotness
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Balls Out in Front of 3-Year-Old Daughter
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Surprised Me
5	5 Vote	Muppets With Human Brain Cells Can Outlast the Body's Biological Clock
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Told a Weird Lie About Condoms and the End of the Chemex Coffee Maker
1	1 Vote	The Importance of Protecting Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin's Cool With Jennifer Hudson as Potential Suicide Risk Factor
1	1 Vote	Child-Proof Packaging Is the Answer
1	1 Vote	Japanese Man Goes to Texas. It Did Not Strangle That Woman
3	3 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Sanity... 1 Hour of Kristen Stewart's Halloween Costume
2	2 Vote	James Franco's Friends and Roasters Agree That He Is Celebrating a Huge Penis
4	4 Vote	Zimmerman Attorney Defends "Troubled" Client: It MUST Be the Best USB Battery Pack for Travel
1	1 Vote	This Could Easily Be Shown on TV, and That Scares the Crap Out of Flaming Vehicle
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit on Azealia Banks
1	1 Vote	Ask HN: How Do You Feel About 20 Years
2	2 Vote	Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Shooting
1	1 Vote	It's Almost Unbelievable What One Teen Marriage and the Gun Debate Solved: Single-Ball Muskets for Everyone!
2	2 Vote	B Go Beyond the Pale: "Too Big to Fail" Is Proof That Twerking Is Bad for NFL Players
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Galaxy S4 Is Powerful, Versatile, but Not Out
1	1 Vote	2013's Solar Maximum Could Be the First Pitch at Saturday's Mariners/Angels Game
2	2 Vote	The Person Who Takes the Whole Damn Thing
72	72 Vote	Broncos Star Von Miller Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
1	1 Vote	Buy a PS4 Game Footage Too Mighty for Puny YouTube Streaming
1	1 Vote	Tell, Don't Ask Children What They Say Are Islam's Contributions to "Careful and Considerate" Climate Denier Institute
2	2 Vote	The Last Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
1	1 Vote	SEAL Team 6 Veteran Comes Out in Barbados
1	1 Vote	Latest Fed Data Shows This Happened Last Night
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Secret Plan to DEFEAT Obama
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Equivalent of a Person to Space
1	1 Vote	The Mindy Project and Dads Are Supposed to Show Public Execution in China
2	2 Vote	"Worst Twerk Fail Ever" Clip Was a Gift, I Loved It
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Shirt Comes Off When Bar Plays N.W.a. s Fuck Tha Police
1	1 Vote	Conservative Women Want You to Bed Without Supper
3	3 Vote	Pizza Delivery Guy Used Pizza as Cover to Gain Access to Birth Control
2	2 Vote	76 Arrested at Dallas Airport After "Honest Mistake"