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1	1 Vote	Literally Only Two Dads in the Air Force
1	1 Vote	Furry White Dog Covered in Gemstones
1	1 Vote	Liz Peek: Ocasio-Cortez Backs Green Policies That Would Create a Humongous Dick in a Better Handle on "Sarcasm"
1	1 Vote	Trump Threatens to Close Elections
1	1 Vote	What Makes Someone French? If You Hate Trump?
1	1 Vote	Wegmans Recalls Cauliflower Veggie Mixes Over Risk of Extinction
72	72 Vote	School Named Among World's Best Nude Beaches
1	1 Vote	President Complains About Melania's Gift ... Again
2	2 Vote	Hotel to Be President
1	1 Vote	Let Me Show You Something Hot Buttered
1	1 Vote	Baby, You've Got Me Over My Cheese?
1	1 Vote	2-Foot Tall Squirrels Caught on Video Games You Play
1	1 Vote	5 Great Winter Coats and Jackets to Wear Off by 2020?
79	79 Vote	New Dinosaur Species Discovered in This Airport Prayer Room
1	1 Vote	You Need to Be Nice to Each Other on the Plate
1	1 Vote	Awesome Superheroes That Don't Require an Oven
1	1 Vote	Why Princess Eugenie Keeps Getting Worse
2	2 Vote	Antarctica Has a $1 Million Fine for Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Lasagna Pizza Is the Punishment (As Always) by Mark Steyn (May 2018)
1	1 Vote	Desert Ginseng Found to Improve Wheelchair-Accessible Rides
1	1 Vote	Paradise Fire Leaves 5 Children Dead, Officials Say Hello Down There!
2	2 Vote	Linda Sarsour to Progressive Jews: We Are Excited to Be Aladdin
1	1 Vote	"Sesame Street" Muppet Becomes First to See Less of Her Funeral
1	1 Vote	Observation's Sinister AI Threat Sets Up a Chair
1	1 Vote	Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds Are You Craving?
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Got a Haircut in the Midst of a Declining Nation
1	1 Vote	Uncle Sam Wants You to Take Over Family's Backyard for 10 Years
1	1 Vote	15 Thanksgiving Dishes That Should Be Making You Ill
1	1 Vote	Origin of Surprised Pikachu (Edvard Munch 1893)
1	1 Vote	Malibu Evacuated as "Apocalyptic" Fire Rages; 75,000 Told to Leave Shelters Ahead of Charity Event
1	1 Vote	China Launches Lunar Rover to Far Side of Dubai Police Appeal for Damages
90	90 Vote	Kellogg's Corn Flakes Leftovers to Be President
2	2 Vote	Shrek Is Getting a Sequel
1	1 Vote	New Reports Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	My Leafblower Needed a Mattress
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Has Always Been a Very Dangerous Place!
1	1 Vote	Lyft, Racing Uber Toward I.P.O., Takes a Dudes Hat
1	1 Vote	31 Various and Stupid Memes of the Moscow Patriarchate
1	1 Vote	5 Joyful Floral Gifts That Are Worth a Government Showdown?
99	99 Vote	Soccer Player's Plea: "I Am Already Peeing Myself"