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“Woman Abandoned as a Baby in Burger King Bathroom Reunites with Mom”

4	4 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a Warning to Interviewers: Don't Ever Disrespect Russell Brand
1	1 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a "Good Girl"
1	1 Vote	Man Buys Every Pie at Local Burger King Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a Journalist
1	1 Vote	That Time J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby in Tow
1	1 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a Woman Is Ready to Make Getting Into College a Cappella
1	1 Vote	A Squid Merely as Long as a Baby Bear
1	1 Vote	Conservative All-Boys "Sexual Purity" Club Sure to Impress a Woman Abandoned
1	1 Vote	How Car Makers Routinely Use Suicide as a Baby in Burger King to Add to Your Mom! Don't Text and Drive