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90	90 Vote	Swarms of Huge Sharks Discovered, Shocking Experts Say "AAAAHHHH" B*tch!
76	76 Vote	Berlin Half-Marathon Attack Plot Foiled, 6 Detained, Officials Say "AAAAHHHH"
3	3 Vote	3 Arrested in Connection With Bizarre Sex Cult Involvement, Reports Say "AAAAHHHH"
2	2 Vote	Video Shows Horrors of Drug Cartel, Lawyers Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	Trump Announces Major Action After Reports Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	Trump's Company Won't Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	Iowa Election Officials Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	Yemeni Officials Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	Health Experts Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	33 Scientists Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	This Student's Secret Abortion Shows Why People Freak Out on Safer Knee Replacements, Say Experts Say "AAAAHHHH" B*tch!
1	1 Vote	In Message to Children, Parents Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Police Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	"WeedTubers" Are Looking for War, Liberals Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	76ers Ersan Ilyasova Expects a Raucous Crowd in Toronto, Injuring Several, Cops Say "AAAAHHHH"
1	1 Vote	Consumer Groups Say "AAAAHHHH"