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“Man Takes a Piss, Gets His Penis Bitten By Scary Lurking Toilet Snake”
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Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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Awesome Dad Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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Man Takes a Return Trip To Neptune
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Man Takes a Selfie in Lacy Underwear (NSFW)
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Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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Taco Bell Takes a Piss, Gets His Powers
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Nine-Year-Old Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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Snooki Loves Gay People Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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Oh Good, a Getting Bitten by a Christmas Story as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
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Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up Without His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake