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“Virgin Mary statue appears to ‘weep’ olive oil tears that smell like roses”

GOV'T SLAVES — July 17, 2018

133	133 Vote	Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches 1	1
1	1 Vote	Giant Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to Be Paid
1	1 Vote	Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Scrambled Eggs
1	1 Vote	NASA: A Video Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Industry