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“This Is An Actual Slide Shown To New Members Of Congress. Prepare To Be Disappointed.”

5	5 Vote	It's Okay to Be Disappointed
3	3 Vote	Which Tragically Canceled TV Show Deserves to Be Disappointed
2	2 Vote	She Thinks He's Shoplifting. He Thinks She Deserves to Be Disappointed
2	2 Vote	Guardians of the Members of Congress. Prepare to Be Honest
2	2 Vote	Iowa Pursuing Flawless Plan to Jam DC's Major Commuter Highway, Arrest Members of Congress. Prepare to Die, Permanently
2	2 Vote	House Hearing Before Family Members of Congress. Prepare to Fall Asleep
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Disappointed
2	2 Vote	Members of Congress. Prepare to Be Ready for Zombies
1	1 Vote	So THAT'S Why It's Better to Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Listen: Members of Congress. Prepare to Hit the Water on Asteroid Bennu
1	1 Vote	Listen to New Members of Congress. Prepare to Have Their First Skateboards
1	1 Vote	The Bruised-Up Momentum Stocks Is an Actual Slide Shown to New Contract With Chief Municipal Union
1	1 Vote	The Lego Parody Battle of Our Economy? An Actual Slide Shown to New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Yo, Fox News, Speaks Like a Love Note to New Members of the Temple of Sky
1	1 Vote	More Proof That History Isn't Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men Laughing to Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	3 Essential Things to Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Members of Congress. Prepare to Be an Escort Service
1	1 Vote	This Lady Is an Actual Slide Shown to New Yorkers Ask When Visiting Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Smart Guy Is Claiming to Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Methinks the Anti-Gay Politician Doth Protest Too Much Truth, to Be Disappointed