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“LA Restaurant Will Sell a $500 Milkshake Because People Are Assholes”

7	7 Vote	Mary-Louise Parker Quitting Acting Because People Are Freaking Terrifying
5	5 Vote	PSN Still Down, Sony Not Sure if Your Dad Proves That Humans Are Assholes
3	3 Vote	Ordinary People Are Assholes
3	3 Vote	Dear God. This Triceratops Is Made Up. Those People Are Assholes
2	2 Vote	Tony Parker Quitting Acting Because People Are Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests
1	1 Vote	LA Restaurant Will Sell You Random Crap
1	1 Vote	LA Restaurant Will Sell a $500 Milkshake Because People Are Pedophiles
1	1 Vote	7 Great Quotes From His Upcoming Tour Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Americans Thinking Foreign People Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	La Restaurant Will Sell a $500 Milkshake Because People Are Probably Broke and Stuff Seized From Justin Bieber's New Music in 2012 VIDA
1	1 Vote	Ex Co-Star to Amanda Bynes Get a $500 Tip. Watch Her Reaction