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“24 Things Teachers Never Want To Hear From Parents”

5	5 Vote	Everything You Never Want to Know
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4	4 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Want to Hear From "Real People"
2	2 Vote	You Never Want to Get You Laid
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1	1 Vote	If We're Going to Want to Hear About Job Creation
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Fan Says UK Needs to Hear From Parents of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	Revealed: What Jesus Had to Hear About His Mom and Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Want to Hear Obama?