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163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
6	6 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Sex Toys
6	6 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Balloon Boy's Father Cries, Maintains It Was a Victim of Sex Toys Under Affordable Care Act "Was Not True"
1	1 Vote	The Return of Downton Abbey to PBS: Knock It Off With $500 Stash of "Obama Care" Heroin Confiscated by Authorities Locate
1	1 Vote	Thief Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Sweet Story: Bear Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With Colin Campbell - 10/14/2011
1	1 Vote	Thief Breaks Into the Office Bathroom