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“I work at a zoo, and today a 500lb tortoise tried to escape.”
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Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
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Wouldn't It Be Crazy if We Tried to Escape
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My Mom Didn't Know It Was -10F This Morning. The Weatherman Tried to Escape
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So I Tried to Escape