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“My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying To Kill Me”

1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Become Georgia Governor Christie
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Get in Shape
6	6 Vote	Who Wants to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times and I Believe in Coincidences
1	1 Vote	A Burger That Will Finally Stop Trying to Kill Herself
7	7 Vote	How to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Save Your Life
1	1 Vote	That One Friend Who's Still Trying to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Axe Thinks Hot Women More Likely to Kill Me
376	376 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
3	3 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants to Kill Me
2	2 Vote	If You Only Know How to Kill Me
62	62 Vote	Samsung Flew Bloggers to Berlin, Then Threatened to Kill Me