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“Long Island Man Tries to Board Flight With More Than a Dozen Knives”
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Man Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Accidentally Winning Marathon
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Oprah Tries to Board Flight With More Guns
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Man Tries to Romance Girlfriend, Nearly Kills Them Both
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Better Than a Dozen Knives
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Remember When Superman Smoked a Dozen Knives
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Report: Long Island Man Tries to Eat Your Dog Immediately
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This Tastes Gooder Than a Dozen Knives
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Man Tries to Rally the Troops