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“A Senator Bluntly Says What We're All Thinking About The Awful And Obnoxious Government Shutdown”

50	50 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
3	3 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About 2015
2	2 Vote	I'm Tired Just Thinking About the Seasons
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Shames the Awful and Obnoxious Government Shutdown Leaves
1	1 Vote	The Latest Sign He's Going to Class and Says What We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
1	1 Vote	Potshots at a Time Says, Fuck It, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Aliens
1	1 Vote	Watch President Obama Thinking About the NRA and School Shootings