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“I Couldn't Get You Any Cold Medicine, So I Bought All These Bullets Instead”

49	49 Vote	So I Bought All These Half-Naked Pop Stars
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Get You Any Cold Medicine, So I Bought a Paltry 31,627 Shares of Twitter — and Won!
1	1 Vote	Trust Me, I'm Not Part of Sex With All These Bullets Instead
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Excited About the Controversial Scene
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get Any Part of Me
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Ready to Forget About the History of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	So I Bought a Mega Millions Ticket at 7-11
1	1 Vote	So I Bought All These Pokémon?