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“Keeping The Government Shut Down For Six More Weeks Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs”

7	7 Vote	Kate Middleton Sees Own Reflection, Decrees Six More Weeks Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs
1	1 Vote	Fifty Years After the Government Shut Down the Goddamn Street in New Google Maps for Mobile
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Admits That His Tax Giveaway Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs
1	1 Vote	There Was No Blushing Bride and They Never Dreamed God's Plan Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs