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“This vending machine only gives you coffee when you yawn”

12	12 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You Super Powers
8	8 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You the Chills
5	5 Vote	Judgy App Informs You When You Yawn
2	2 Vote	This Vending Machine Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Police Knew of California Gunman's Videos but Didn't Watch Them Laugh When You Yawn
1	1 Vote	A Debate on Vaccines Looks Super Ridiculous When You Yawn
1	1 Vote	6'8" and Scared of What Happens When You Yawn
1	1 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You Coffee When You Google Women ?
1	1 Vote	This Vending Machine Is Perhaps the Height of Dissatisfaction