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“Romney’s Latest Clean Energy Attack: ‘You Can’t Drive A Car With A Windmill On It’”

8	8 Vote	We Weren't Told the Truth About Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car While High and Pantsless
4	4 Vote	You Know, Racing a Car With a Bad temper
2	2 Vote	Falkland Island Penguins Enjoy Time on Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car With Seven Parking Tickets on Windshield
2	2 Vote	Obama's Half-Brother to Set Up Your Car With a Post-It Note Attached
2	2 Vote	Romney's Latest Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car Wreck
2	2 Vote	Romney's Latest Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car Wreck
1	1 Vote	Romney's Latest Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car With a Turnip
1	1 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive a Car as a Gay Man Wanted
1	1 Vote	Amb. Stevens Former Deputy: Special Forces Were Told You Can't Drive a Car With Your Umbrella
1	1 Vote	The Extremely Upsetting Truth About Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Force Your Religion on Somebody Else