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“Maybe This Is Why Network TV Is So Bad”

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136	136 Vote	Report: Congress Is So Bad
5	5 Vote	I Can't Believe This Is Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong
4	4 Vote	The Holiday America Forgot About Because Thanksgiving Is So Bad
2	2 Vote	This Lipgloss Ad Is So Bad Daddy
1	1 Vote	Maybe This Is a Real Animal. When I Learned About This Cat Lick His Butthole for What Happened
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Don't Do It. Evangelicals Do It. We Wouldn't Do it.
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Network TV Is So Cute It's Actually Hard To Watch
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Shopping in Paris Is So Bad

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