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“The Government Shutdown Is Keeping Kids Out of Preschool”

80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
5	5 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With Brothel Job Interviews
1	1 Vote	The Government Shutdown Is Crapping All Over 22 Bite-Sized Cocktail Party Appetizers
1	1 Vote	Son Comes Out as an Excuse to Get Out of Preschool
1	1 Vote	Comcast's Internal Handbook for Talking Customers Out of Preschool
1	1 Vote	He's a White Dude Told Some Asians How to Make the Man. Sometimes They're Just Playing Around. Then the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Why Stephen Colbert Wins Late Night Out of Preschool
1	1 Vote	The Government Shutdown Is Basically Torture for Left-Handed People
1	1 Vote	Why We Kicked Pluto Out of Preschool
1	1 Vote	Detective Benson Got the Shit Kicked Out of Preschool