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“Forty Percent of White Americans Are Lying About Their 'Black Friend'”

137	137 Vote	Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
8	8 Vote	8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying About Their "Black Friend"
8	8 Vote	Americans Are Lying About Their "Imaginary Friends"
7	7 Vote	Why're We Afraid to Ask Someone About Their "Black Friend"
7	7 Vote	Teacher Informs Parents About Their "Black Friend"
4	4 Vote	J.J. Abrams Admits Lying About Their "Black Friend"
3	3 Vote	Ronald D. Moore Explains Why Robots Will Never Complain About Their "Black Friend"
2	2 Vote	Progressives Should Not Complain About Their "Black Friend"
1	1 Vote	Mob of Angry Maxxinistas to Sue TJ Maxx for Lying About Their "Black Friend"
1	1 Vote	Posting to Facebook Friends List: Uncircumcised Men Speak About Their "Black Friend"
1	1 Vote	Gay Slurs at Grey's Anatomy — Can't We All Complain About Their "Black Friend"
1	1 Vote	25% Percent of White Americans Are Becoming Less Religious
1	1 Vote	Eighty Percent of White Americans Are Completely Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
1	1 Vote	Eleven-Year-Old Boy Genius Is Smarter Than You Ever Feel Bad About Their "Black Friend"
0	0 Vote	Americans Are Lying About Not Taking Up Two Spots