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“I recently learned how to crosspoint, so I decided to make a present for my boyfriend.”

5	5 Vote	I Recently Learned How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
4	4 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Chicken for My Boyfriend
4	4 Vote	I Will Throw Any Two Ideas Together and Call It a Present for My Birthday
4	4 Vote	I Just Learned How to Draw Real "Boobies"
2	2 Vote	A Friend's Dad Learned How to Scare and Confuse Him I Found My Fan Fiction
2	2 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Take a Look at These Fucking Political/Conceptual/Imaginational Dancers
2	2 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Drink More Wine
2	2 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Tell Story
1	1 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Host Saturday Night Live ?
1	1 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Use an Itsy "Bitesy" Teeny Sharkini
1	1 Vote	Scott Adams: How to Make a Present for My Boyfriend