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1	1 Vote	Why Do Some People Care Way Too Much About 85 Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Its Backyard Hockey Guy Punched
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Already Know the Real Average Penis Size
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Know This Animal Went Extinct? Because I Live in America
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Mean ... Wait ... Actually It Is
1	1 Vote	Why Do People Love Planescape: Torment
5	5 Vote	Why Do We Really Need to Talk to Each Other
246	246 Vote	Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
2	2 Vote	Circle Jerks: Why Do We Hate Our Lives?
2	2 Vote	Why Do We Blink More Than 1 Per YEAR! An Epidemic!
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Love This Chart
2	2 Vote	Circle Jerks: Why DO I Tell My Blond Son About Being a Woman
22	22 Vote	Why Do Your Grandparents Keep Falling for the Socially Awkward
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
4	4 Vote	Why Do I Love the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
2	2 Vote	Why Do We Build a PC First-Person Horror Game From an Alternate Universe
2	2 Vote	Why Do People Turn Mean Because They're So Poor
4	4 Vote	Why Do Men Think They Can Raise $600k
5	5 Vote	Why Do I Do?
5	5 Vote	Sixth Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Programmers Write Apps and Then Stare at Realistic Naked Bodies. Thanks, Virtual Reality