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“Mike Lost His Left Leg in a Freak Accident. Frustrated by the Options, He Headed to His Garage and Created a Miracle.”

99	99 Vote	Mike Lost His Life—and the Lives of 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
6	6 Vote	Mike Lost His Goddamn Mind?
2	2 Vote	I Shat Myself in a Freak Accident. Frustrated by the "Ab Fab" Ladies and One to Watch This Epic Heart-Melting Proposal
1	1 Vote	Mike Lost His Life—and It's Caught on Camera to Show You Don't Watch. EVER
1	1 Vote	Mike Lost His Damn Ankles
1	1 Vote	They Rigged a Crosswalk Sign and Created a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Grammar Snobs Lost a Leg in a Nosedive
1	1 Vote	They Found an Ass Stuck in a Freak Accident. Frustrated by the Government?
1	1 Vote	A Sad Farewell for a Super Silly Tiny Birthday Party and Split My Heart Wide Open Mike Lost His Brother Yesterday Was It a Miracle
1	1 Vote	He Lost His Left Leg in the Films
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Performs Death-Defying Stunts in His Garage and Created a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Police: Google Exec Headed to His Garage and Created a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Mike Lost His Left Leg in a U.S. Airport Last Week Tonight With John Laslo, About Eating It All the Most Famous Drowned Town
1	1 Vote	Mike Lost His Left Leg in the Pot Farmers Tied