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“If You Eat 1,000 Cows In One Sitting, Either You're A Monster Or You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously.”

1	1 Vote	Deadspin You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
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2	2 Vote	Are You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
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