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“Panic in China as wheelchair-bound man who says he was paralyzed by police beatdown tries to blow himself up”

4	4 Vote	A Politician Tries to Blow Himself up
3	3 Vote	My Friend Tries to Blow Himself up
2	2 Vote	X-Ray Shows Man Who Says He Couldn't Overrule Doctors Who Declared Him Fit
2	2 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Blow Himself up
2	2 Vote	NYPD Officer Tells Mr. Softee Driver to Blow Himself up
1	1 Vote	The Woodward Effect Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel Panic in China to Celebrate Your Afro Puffs!