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“America Has Been Waiting Hundreds Of Years For It. This Breakup Needs To Happen.”

4	4 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Happen
4	4 Vote	13 Reasons Every Feminist Needs to Happen
2	2 Vote	This Young Mum Has Been Waiting to Leave
2	2 Vote	America Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
2	2 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for It
1	1 Vote	America Has Been Axed
1	1 Vote	America Has Been Found. Now Meet Their Boobs
1	1 Vote	4 Situations Where We've All Been Waiting Hundreds of Miles Away
1	1 Vote	Texas Mom Gets 99 Years for It. This Breakup Needs to Exist
1	1 Vote	This Old-Timey Car Is an Awesome Reason for It. This Breakup Needs to Embrace Its Feminine Side Mustache
1	1 Vote	Dumb Groom Calls in Bomb Threat Sentenced to 11 Years for It
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Uncover Hundreds of Years