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“How America Could Have Ruled the Earth in 1898”

9	9 Vote	Rick Santorum Could Have Ruled the Earth With a Boner
2	2 Vote	I Wish America Could Follow the Advice on How Democracy Should Actually Function
1	1 Vote	How Romney Could Have Ruled the Earth in 1898
1	1 Vote	Porn Star in the Pit of the Earth in 1898
1	1 Vote	How America Could Have Been Photoshopped With Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the Chelyabinsk Meteor Circled the Earth in 1898
1	1 Vote	Boardwalk Empire Is Officially the Hardest Partying Nation on Earth in 1898
1	1 Vote	I Wish America Could Follow the Singularity