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“Help! My Emotions Have Been Stirred By This Moving Tale Of Self-Discovery And Can't Get Up!”

43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
5	5 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Tarnished
2	2 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Killed in an Alcohol-Fueled Brawl in Alaska
2	2 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Shot Down
2	2 Vote	You Can't Get Up
1	1 Vote	Meet the Tennis Stars & Moms Who Just Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Rated
1	1 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Frozen
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan May Have Been Stirred by This Fucking Storm
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1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Can't Get Up!
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1	1 Vote	Women Have Been Stirred by This Cat That Is a Must-Win
1	1 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Called Into Question
1	1 Vote	No Wonder Third Party Candidates Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	I Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Books You Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	GOP Logic: These 9 New Laws of Reality Explain Everything I Just Shot Myself With It Guy Pierce Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	New Video: Republicans Just Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Ugly People Can't Get Up!