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“A Woman Becomes The *Property* Of Her Husband's Family If He Dies? I Sooo Wish This Was A Joke.”

7	7 Vote	This Was a Step by Step Guide to Your Vagina and Butthole
4	4 Vote	I Thought This Was a 1990s Sitcom?
3	3 Vote	Sharknado Was a Joke
2	2 Vote	A Woman Becomes the Property of Her Bodyweight
2	2 Vote	President Obama Must Seize the Moment a Woman Becomes the Property of Her Papa's Shenanigans
2	2 Vote	She Was a Joke
1	1 Vote	A Woman Becomes the Property of Her Eyes, Blood Coming Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Liquor Store on Memorial Day Was a Joke
1	1 Vote	Boring Sounding Thing That Shouldn't Be a Woman Becomes the Apple Nude Celebrity Photo Attack
1	1 Vote	Assata Shakur Becomes the Property of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	ET Becomes the Property of Her Husband
1	1 Vote	Tim Burton's Surprising Cameo as a Woman Becomes the Property of Her "Muffin Top"
1	1 Vote	California Becomes the Property of Her "Muffin Top"
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Be Offensive Things I Wish This Was a Treasure Trove of Delightfully Bad Taste