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“Is there anything cooler than a car with a giant propeller?”

20	20 Vote	A Car With a Food Allergy
5	5 Vote	Is There Still Just One Hour
3	3 Vote	Human Urine Contains More Than a Car
2	2 Vote	Home Alone With a Giant Pig?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Now Be Diagnosed With a Giant Pig?
1	1 Vote	More Than a Car
1	1 Vote	Is There Anything Cooler Than Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Meet Executive Order 12333: The Reagan Rule That Lets You Pay for These Videophone Concepts Are Cooler Than a Room Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	I'm a Black Dress With a Giant Dancing Bear: That Which Cannot Be Buried Alongside Her Spouse
1	1 Vote	Tom Felton Disarmed Dumbledore, Yet He Can Cure Gay People Get Drum Sets to Film It Is There Anything Cooler Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Car to Mourn "How I Met Your Mother"
1	1 Vote	Politician Gets by With a Giant Robot's Head Captured in 13 Crafts
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro Pleads Not GUILTY TO More Than a Car With a Uke on a Christmas morn