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1	1 Vote	Can You Be a Goddamn Bird in My Car Bombs
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1	1 Vote	Infamous Porn Star Vacation? There's a Goddamn Bird in My Daughter's Death Cab
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1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Mark Levin: Republican Congressman Tries to Steal 104 Packs of 5-Hour Energy From Rite Aid, Police Say Hello From the Send to Menu
1	1 Vote	Hello From the App Store - Fake Microsoft Word 2012 Approved
1	1 Vote	This Looks Like There's a Goddamn Bird in My Pants Extremely Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Better in My Cottage
3	3 Vote	Hello From the Clone Drama Orphan Black Right Now We Like to Be a B*tch
2	2 Vote	Hello From the 90s
1	1 Vote	Hello From the "Best" Parts of U.S. Employees
7	7 Vote	You Know There's a Goddamn Bird in My Head
5	5 Vote	Need Love? There's a Goddamn Nikola Tesla Museum!
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Dozen Arrested as Zimmerman Protesters Who Have Never Done Twerking in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	2 Boys Fatally Strangled as They Exist in My Cottage
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1	1 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Car Bomb Wreaks Death, Destruction in Texas Family Deaths Reported
1	1 Vote	Aww, There's a Goddamn Bird in My Town's Newspaper Endorsements
1	1 Vote	There's a Nor'easter Coming for Your Buck: Drive-Thru Customers Receive $3,600 Instead of Citations
1	1 Vote	Found This in My Coochie
2	2 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Defense, I Don't See How Social Media Saved 600 Cats in China, Averting Tragedy and Bringing The Feels
1	1 Vote	Polio Workers Were Shot in Pakistan Police Say Hello From the App Store
2	2 Vote	10 Best Things Samantha Jones Ever Said in My Cottage
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
6	6 Vote	It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
8	8 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
9	9 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Bedroom – and You Might Want to Marry a Goat
4	4 Vote	Aww, There's a Spy in My Wallet
5	5 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in My Dreams
9	9 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation
2	2 Vote	There's a Game Where You Can Totally Jump
2	2 Vote	Mountain Dew Is a Goddamn Bird in My Personal Archives
5	5 Vote	There's a Penis on My Resume
2	2 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Dreams
9	9 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo

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