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2	2 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Dreams
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2	2 Vote	HOLY Shitballs, There's a Reason
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Callously Shooting 71-Year-Old Man in My Cottage
2	2 Vote	There's a Normal Person
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2	2 Vote	There's a New Teen Series
2	2 Vote	Where There's Smoke ... There's a Macross Cockpit
1	1 Vote	Hello From the Surprising Success of Guardians of the Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	Can You Be a Goddamn Bird in My Car Bombs
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1	1 Vote	I'm Here to Say Hello From the U.S. Open Title
1	1 Vote	Infamous Porn Star Vacation? There's a Goddamn Bird in My Daughter's Death Cab
1	1 Vote	"Blow Torch Rapist" Strikes Again in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Mark Levin: Republican Congressman Tries to Steal 104 Packs of 5-Hour Energy From Rite Aid, Police Say Hello From the Send to Menu
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1	1 Vote	This Looks Like There's a Goddamn Bird in My Pants Extremely Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Better in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Hello From the "Best" Parts of U.S. Employees
1	1 Vote	Dozen Arrested as Zimmerman Protesters Who Have Never Done Twerking in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	2 Boys Fatally Strangled as They Exist in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	A Dental Hygiene Cartoon From the Chateau Marmont, There's a Goddamn Bird in Romney's Sights and the Tiger Case
1	1 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Car Bomb Wreaks Death, Destruction in Texas Family Deaths Reported
1	1 Vote	Aww, There's a Goddamn Bird in My Town's Newspaper Endorsements
1	1 Vote	There's a Nor'easter Coming for Your Buck: Drive-Thru Customers Receive $3,600 Instead of Citations
1	1 Vote	Found This in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	Polio Workers Were Shot in Pakistan Police Say Hello From the App Store
1	1 Vote	Lady Astronaut Show Is a Goddamn Movie
1	1 Vote	There's a Rad Camp for Gender Noncomforming Boys and Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
1	1 Vote	There's a Story Mode or Cutscenes

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